After another hour of my life spent on the phone with Bell tech support about my internet, I got the magical phone number. This number is to customer service of the VPs office. Oh yes. It's THE number. This number will lead me to getting my internet thus far in this apartment supplied for free - oh just watch me, it will.

I'm going to post it here so that when any of you have Bell issues (and if you have any services with Bell, you will have Bell issues) you can give the ol' VPs office a heads up.

1-866-317-3382

Your welcome.